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Every morning on his way to work， a businessman passed a house where he saw a woman beating her boy on the head with a loaf of bread. But on this particular day， he noticed that she was hitting him with a piece of chocolate cake. Unable to restrain his curiosity， he rang the doorbell and the woman answered.
“Madam， I couldn’t help but noticed that every day you beat your child with a loaf of bread...”
“That’s true.”
“And yet today I observed that you were hitting him with a piece of chocolate cake.”
“Well， today’s his birthday.”
一位商人每天早上在上班途中都会经过一户人家，在这儿他总是看见一个女人用一条面包打他儿子的头。但今天比较特别，他发现她正用一块巧克力蛋糕打她儿子的头。由于好奇心的驱使，他按了门铃，应门的正是那个女人。
“这位太太，我每天经过都会注意到你用一条面包打你儿子……”
“那倒是没错。”
“但是今天我看到你用巧克力蛋糕打他。”
“哦，今天是他的生日嘛!”, http://www.100md.com
“Madam， I couldn’t help but noticed that every day you beat your child with a loaf of bread...”
“That’s true.”
“And yet today I observed that you were hitting him with a piece of chocolate cake.”
“Well， today’s his birthday.”
一位商人每天早上在上班途中都会经过一户人家，在这儿他总是看见一个女人用一条面包打他儿子的头。但今天比较特别，他发现她正用一块巧克力蛋糕打她儿子的头。由于好奇心的驱使，他按了门铃，应门的正是那个女人。
“这位太太，我每天经过都会注意到你用一条面包打你儿子……”
“那倒是没错。”
“但是今天我看到你用巧克力蛋糕打他。”
“哦，今天是他的生日嘛!”, http://www.100md.com